《Tingus Goose》——种下种子，种出鹅树，赚取金钱

Forget farming, forget factory management, and definitely forget conventional ways of making money. Tingus Goose has arrived on Xbox Series X|S for £6.69, bringing one of the more gloriously bizarre idle games around to console.

Published by Dark Product and developed by Sweaty Chair, it asks you to grow increasingly ridiculous goose-trees, bounce babies into piles of cash and build an empire across a series of surreal worlds. Yes, really.

At A Glance

• Game: Tingus Goose
• Developer: Sweaty Chair
• Publisher: Dark Product
• Platform: Xbox Series X|S
• Price: £6.69
• Genre: Idle / Incremental Strategy

Growing A Business Has Never Been This Strange

The premise behind Tingus Goose is every bit as peculiar as its name suggests. You plant a seed inside a patient, add water and watch a towering goose-tree grow, producing babies that tumble down its branches. These newborns bounce off Blossoms to generate money, turning an absurd biological spectacle into an increasingly profitable operation.

Of course, simply planting a seed and hoping for the best isn’t much of a business plan. You’ll need to position your Blossoms carefully to maximise earnings, while adding Specimens to create powerful synergies that boost the value of every bounce. The more effectively you arrange your setup, the more money you can generate.

It’s an idle game built around watching a strange system grow out of control, then finding ways to make that system even more productive. There are upgrades to unlock, combinations to experiment with and plenty of opportunities to see just how far the whole thing can go.

From One Goose-Tree To A Surreal Empire

Tingus Goose doesn’t leave you staring at the same bizarre tree forever. As you treat new Patients, you’ll unlock additional Worlds, each bringing its own twists and challenges. New Blossoms and Specimens expand your options, allowing you to refine your strategy as your operation grows.

A setup that starts modestly can become a wonderfully chaotic money-making machine, provided you make the right choices along the way. There’s always another upgrade to chase or another combination to try, giving the idle gameplay a constant sense of forward movement.

Fancy Investing In A Goose?

Tingus Goose is out now on Xbox Series X|S for £6.69 from the Xbox Store. If your idea of an entertaining idle game involves increasingly elaborate upgrades, strange creatures and a money-making system that sounds completely ridiculous when explained aloud, Sweaty Chair’s creation certainly offers something different.

Just don’t expect anyone to understand what you’re playing if they happen to walk past your screen.

Neil Wattonhttps://www.thexboxhub.com/

An Xbox gamer since 2002, I bought the big black box just to play Oddworld: Munch's Oddysee. I have since loved every second of the 360's life and am now just as obsessed with the Xbox One and Xbox Series X|S - mostly with the brilliant indie scene that has come to the fore. Gamertag is neil363, feel free to add me to your list.